“- Taxi Driver: You talk funny!
- Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: You talk funny too! Where are you from?
- Taxi Driver: Transylvania!
- Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: That's where Pittsburgh is.”
Allan Katz - Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga

“- Jean Michel Basquiat: I gotta get out of New York...
- Andy Warhol: We could go to Pittsburgh! I kinda grew up there. They have this room with all the world's famous statues in it, so you don't even have to go to Europe any more... just go to Pittsburgh.”
Jeffrey Wright - Jean Michel Basquiat
David Bowie - Andy Warhol

“I work in a neighborhood so bad, you can get shot while you're gettin' shot.”
Chris Rock - Mays Gilliam

“- Tina: Shouldn't you be monitoring the weather or something?
- Bob: This is L.A... what weather?”
Caroline Keenan - Tina
Kenneth Moskow - Bob

“- Cluster: Dante's Peak was just named the best... well, the second-best place to live in the United States, population under 20,000.
- Harry Dalton: Good for you. What was number one?
- Cluster: I don't know. Some piece of crap town out in Montana. Who cares?”
Hansford Rowe - Warren Cluster
Pierce Brosnan - Harry Dalton