“- Sheriff of Rottingham: What? You'll be mine? You'll give yourself to me every night? And sometimes, right after lunch?
- Marian: Yes, but only my body. You can never have my heart, my mind, or my soul!
- Sheriff of Rottingham: Oh, oh yes! I respect that.”
Roger Rees - Sheriff of Rottingham
Amy Yasbeck - Marian

“- Howard Brackett: He's just never had a physical relationship with her.
- Father Tim: Never? In three years?
- Howard Brackett: He respects her.
- Father Tim: He's gay!”

Kevin Kline - Howard Brackett
Joseph Maher - Father Tim

“No respectable gentleman is that respectable.”

Sir Sean Connery - Pierce

“- Holly So Tightly: Johnny, Eric, Bart... they didn't love me. All they wanted was sex!
- Dirt Merchant: You're a fucking porn star. What the hell do you expect?
- Holly So Tightly: I'm not a whore! Like help put my career, some real respect, and maybe a half decent orgasm once in a while!”
Jenna Jameson - Holly So Tightly
Danny Masterson - Dirt Merchant

“In Paris, it's good to smell like you've been fucking to make them respect you.”
Jean-Hugues Anglade - Eric