“- Dr. Rumack: What was it we had for dinner tonight?
- Elaine Dickinson: Well, we had a choice of steak or fish.
- Dr. Rumack: Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna.”
Leslie William Nielsen - Dr. Rumack
Julie Hagerty - Elaine Dickinson

“- Waitress: You want strawberry pie or apple pie?
- Radio: I wan' both!”
Rebecca Koon - Waitress
Cuba Gooding Jr. - Radio

“- Oscar: Whatcha got for pie today, Stella?
- Stella: I got cherry, cherry and cherry.
- Oscar: Well, what do you recommend?
- Stella: I like the cherry.
- Oscar: Bring it on.”
J.A. Preston - Oscar Grace
Jane Hallaren - Stella

“Florida didn't ruin your life, you did. You married the guy for sex, then expected him to be smart.”
Linda Cropper - Tess' Attorney

“- Dancer Backstage 1: Fuck him! He never picks me!
- Dancer Backstage 2: Honey, I did fuck him and he never picks me either.”