“- Tommy Max: I'm very sorry, I...
- Walt Price: You're very sorry, you passive-aggressive, son of a bitch... Can we replace him?
- Bill Smith: We startshooting in three days.”

Jim Frangione - Tommy Max
William H. Macy - Walt Price
Lionel Mark Smith - Bill Smith

“- Buff: I've been making these tapes, you know, video tapes. I ripped off a camcorder up at the mall and I thought, you know, it could be something that I do, be a video artist, you know.
- Tim: Ladies and gentlemen, Buff, the postmodern idiot savant. He willl outdo us all.”
Steve Zahn - Buff
Nicky Katt - Tim

“I don't speak with a stupid filmmaker about his poopfetish!”
Dieter Laser - Bill Boss

“Well, I'll be damned. It's the gentleman guppy. You know, he's like a turd that won't flush.”
Dennis Hopper - Deacon

“- Quincy McCall: I took the hoe to Burger King.
- Monica Wright: Cheap date.”
Omar Epps - Quincy McCall
Sanaa Lathan - Monica Wright