“- Joe Wilson: Here's something my wife could use in the house...
- Crow T. Robot: A man?”
Trace Beaulieu - Crow T. Robot

“She had kind of a homey quality.”

Terence Locke - Ralph Johnson

“- Lulu Brecht: Housework is like bad sex. Every time I do it I swear I will never do it again. Until the next time company comes.
- Samantha: Tacky.”
Marilyn Sokol - Lulu Brecht
Valerie Perrine - Samantha

“- Charlotte Haze: I asked you to make your bed. Didn't I?
- Lolita: No. You asked me if I'd made my bed.”
Melanie Griffith - Charlotte Haze
Dominique Swain - Lolita

“- Policeman: That is a lethal weapon, that is.
- Violet Kray: Housework is a lethal business, Constable.”