“- Serendipity: I'm responsible for nineteen of the twenty top-grossing films of all time.
- Bethany: Nineteen?
- Serendipity: Yeah, the one about the kid, by himself in his house, burglars trying to get in and he fights them off? I had nothing to do with that one. Somebody sold their soul to Satan to get the grosses up on that piece of shit.”
Salma Hayek - Serendipity
Linda Fiorentino - Bethany

“- Natalie Arden: What kind of dumb bitch lets Leonardo DiCaprio drown?
- Anne Arden: Nat, mind your own business.”

Marley Shelton - Natalie Arden
Renee Zellweger - Anne Arden

“A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice.”
Bill Cosby

“Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.”
Charles Bronson

“Gable’s an idiot. You know why he’s an actor? It’s the only thing he’s smart enough to do.”
John Wayne On Clark Gable