“Don't let people lie to you: hostels are for the ugly.”

Kip Pardue - Victor

“- Dr. Egon Spengler: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: Total protonic reversal!
- Dr. Peter Venkman: Right. That's bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.”

Harold Ramis - Dr. Egon Spengler
Dan Aykroyd - Dr. Raymond Stantz
Bill Murray - Dr. Peter Venkman

“You've got to believe me, Officer, he is coming to Haddonfield... Because I know him! I'm his doctor! You must be ready for him. If you don't, it's your funeral.”

Donald Pleasence - Loomis

“- Max: Don't ever invite a vampire into your house, you silly boy. It renders you powerless.
- Sam Emerson: Did you know that?
- Edgar Frog: Of course. Everyone knows that.”
Edward Herrmann - Max
Corey Haim - Sam
Corey Feldman - Edgar Frog

“I was just trying to warn her that she is gonna have to help herself. She just doesn't seem to have any idea how serious this situation is, now does she? She doesn't have the vaguest idea.”

Tess Harper - Chick Boyle