“You should never throw a bong, kid. Ever.”
Peter Dante - Dante

“Put a little mota in your love life.”
Esai Morales - Bob Morales

This place is fantastic. It's like “Gone With the Wind” on mescaline.

John Cusack - John Kelso

- Paula: I'll probably re-watch "Gandhi".
- Cal: "Gandhi" baked is good. I always feel bad when I watch it baked because I get really hungry and I'm eating a lot and poor Gandhi is starving his ass off.

Jane Lynch - Paula
Seth Rogen - Cal

“- Doris Mann: How was work today, dear?
- Suzanne Vale: They made me do a drug test.
- Doris Mann: I knew it. I knew you shouldn't do this film.
- Suzanne Vale: You knew I shouldn't do it because it's a badfilm, not because they were going to make me do a drug test.”
Shirley MacLaine - Doris Mann
Meryl Streep - Suzanne Vale