“- Amy: What am I doing? I slept at the doctor's place last night.
- Nikki: You never spend the night. What were you, blackout drunk?
- Amy: No, I had like two drinks... Three, max... Four, now that I'm tallying.”
Amy Schumer - Amy
Vanessa Bayer - Nikki

“Champagne's funny stuff. I'm used to whisky. Whiskey is a slap on the back and champagne's heavey mist before my eyes.”
James Stewart - Macaulay Connor

“- Dave Whiteman: I thought we weren't going to drink anymore.
- Barbara Whiteman: Well, Dave. Yeah, it's true. I am a vegetarian. But I hear that vodka comes from a potato!”

Richard Stephen Dreyfuss - Dave Whiteman
Bette Midler - Barbara Whiteman

“- Mattie Ross: I hope you don't think I'm going to keep you in whiskey?
- Rooster Cogburn: I don't buy that, I confiscate it. And a touch of it wouldn't do you any harm against the night air!
- Mattie Ross: I would not put a thief in my mouth to steal my brains!”
Kim Darby - Mattie Ross
John Wayne - Rooster Cogburn

“Listen. If we can't break the ice, how 'bout we drown it?”

Paul Bettany - Charles