“- Bree: Fasten your seatbelt.
- Toby: I don't like wearing them.
- Bree: I don't like the idea of seeing your internal organs splattered all over the dashboard if we get into a wreck. So put it on.”
Felicity Huffman - Bree
Kevin Zegers - Toby

“- Mitch: Sorry, your seatbelt seems to be broken. What do you recommend I do?
- Taxi Driver: I recommend you stop being such a faggot. You're in the backseat.”
Luke Wilson - Mitch
Stuart Cornfeld - Taxi Driver

“- Kay: Does that come standard?
- Jay: Actually it came with a black dude, but he kept getting pulled over.”

Tommy Lee Jones - Kay
Will Smith - Jay

“The kind that appreciates safety. Check it; this thing's got side-impact airbags. I get in a wreck it's all good; straighter than straight.”

Michael Jai White - Pointy

“- Terry: Put on your seat belt.
- Rudy: It pushes on my neck.
- Terry: What?
- Rudy: It pushes on my neck, it's uncomfortable.
- Terry: Well, when someone slams into us and you go sailing through the windshield, that's liable to be uncomfortable, too. Now, put on a seat belt.”
Mark Ruffalo - Terry
Rory Culkin - Rudy