“I met a man who loved everything, and he died in a flood of shit.”
Sam Neill - Mark

“- Col. Nathan R. Jessup: How the hell is your dad, Danny?
- Lt. Daniel Kaffee: He passed away seven years ago, sir.
- Col. Nathan R. Jessup: Don't I feel like the fucking asshole?
- Lt. Daniel Kaffee: Not at all sir.”
Jack Nicholson - Col. Nathan R. Jessup
Tom Cruise - Lt. Daniel Kaffee

“- Randal Graves: Embolism in a pool.
- Dante Hicks: What an embarrassing way to die.”
Jeff Anderson - Randal Graves
Brian O'Halloran - Dante Hicks

“- Dante Hicks: How did he die?
- Randal Graves: He broke his neck.
- Dante Hicks: That's embarrassing?
- Randal Graves: He broke his neck trying to suck his own dick!”

Brian O'Halloran - Dante Hicks
Jeff Anderson - Randal Graves

“I am eating this very good meats and vegetables in a very fine sauce... I will shit easy tomorrow.”

Christian Clavier - Andre