“- Garth Algar: What are you gonna do with these guys?
- Wayne Campbell: Oh, nothing really. I just always wanted to open a door to room where people are being trained like in James Bond movies.”

Dana Carvey - Garth Algar
Mike Myers - Wayne Campbell

“Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80's movies? Just once I want my life to be like an 80's movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason.”

Emma Stone - Olive

“I'd like a chance to shoot at an educated man once in my life.”
Robert Duvall - Augustus 'Gus' McCrae

“I want to marry a pilot. I want to live my life overseas. The wife of an aviator.”
Lisa Blount - Lynette Pomeroy

“- Samantha James: God, I wanna lick your skin off!
- Chris Brander: I'd prefer you didn't.”
Anna Faris - Samantha James
Ryan Reynolds - Chris Brander