“- Villager: He killed a vampire!
- Carl: Isn't that a good thing?
- Top Hat: The Vampires only take what they need to survive. Maybe two or three a month... but now they will kill for revenge!”
Marek Vasut - Villager
David Wenham - Carl
Tom Fisher - Top Hat

“- Rachel Jansen: Why Dracula?
- Peter Bretter: Because he's a man like anyone else. He just wants to be loved. And every time he gets close to a human woman, he ends up smothering and killing her, which is a feeling I am familiar with.”

Mila Kunis - Rachel Jansen
Jason Segel - Peter Bretter

“You will not eat Stu and you will not eat the camera guy... Maybe one camera guy.”
Jemaine Clement - Vladislav

“If anything down here moves, shoot it. You understand? Shoot it in the heart or cut off its head. You understand? They are the undead.”
Christopher Plummer - Abraham Van Helsing

“This soldier of Dracula, burn him with the rest.”
José Ferrer - Inspector Branco