“Did you sleep with Charlie the Tuna last night or do you need to douche?”
Carmen Electra - Michelle Lopez

“Water softens up the dirt.”
Kevin Bacon - Tom

“Do you know what I love about mud? It's clean and it's dirty at the same time.”

Dennis Hopper - King Koopa

“Let me explain something to you, son. You fix this place up on Monday, Friday it's back the way it was. You put in plumbing, they put chicken bones down the toilet. Put in heat, they piss in the hot air ducts!”
Vincent Gardenia - Big Lou Kritski

“- Judy Benjamin: Have you seen the bathroom?
- Capt. Doreen Lewis: Do you think that the latrine... do you think that it's unsanitary?
- Judy Benjamin: It's disgusting! There are urinals in there!”
Goldie Hawn - Judy Benjamin
Eileen Brennan - Capt. Doreen Lewis