“- Hudson Hawk: Fettucini con fungi porcinni. Prego. And bring me a bottle of ketchup, will ya?
- Anna Baragli: You heard him.
- Waiter: Ketchup! Ketchup! Stupid Americanos, always ketchup...”

Bruce Willis - Hudson Hawk
Andie MacDowell - Anna Baragli
Giangiacomo Colli - Waiter

“This is America! I want a bowl of raw red meat, right now! Forget that! Bring me a live cow over to the table! I'll carve off what I want and ride the rest home!”
Denis Colin Leary - Himself

“- Francois: What are corn dogs?
- Skinner: Cheap sausages dipped in batter and deep fried. You know, American.”
Julius Callahan - Francois
Sir Ian Holm - Skinner

Well, there were these two old boys and they hung their peckers off a bridge to piss. One old boy from California, the other from Arkansas. The old boy from California says "Boy, this water's cold", and the old boy from Arkansas says "Yeah, and it's deep too". Get it?
Rick Dial - Bill Cox

“- Jamie, Red Feather: Where are you from, Mars?
- Cleo Plendor: Worse. Beverly Hills.”
Tori Spelling - Jamie, Red Feather
Dinah Lacey - Cleo Plendor