“- Scoop: Word is they're going to repeal Prohibition. What'll you do then?
- Eliot Ness: I think I'll have a drink.”
Steven Goldstein - Scoop
Kevin Costner - Eliot Ness

“- Addy: Wow! This really is furniture polish!
- Lieutenant Speer: Shocking what prohibition causes some people to drink these days.”

Jane Alexander - Addy
Clint Eastwood - Lieutenant Speer

“- Porthos: Champagne?
- Athos: We're in the middle of a chase, Porthos.
- Porthos: You're right - something red.”

Oliver Platt - Porthos
Kiefer Sutherland - Athos

“- Abbott: Put that out. There's no smoking in here.
- Costello: What makes you think I'm smoking?
- Abbott: You've got a cigar in your mouth!
- Costello: I've got shoes on... it doesn't mean I'm walking.”
Bud Abbott - Abbott
Lou Costello - Costello

“No smoking, no drinking? What kind of country is this?”
Renaud - Zero