“Oh Lord, please don't burn us, don't grill or toast your flock, don't put us on the barbecue, or simmer us in stock, don't braise or bake or boil us, or stir-fry us in a wok. Oh please don't lightly poach us, or baste us with hot fat, don't fricassee or roast us, or boil us in a vat. And please don't stick thy servants Lord, in a rotissomat.”

Michael Palin - Chaplain

“You pray to your God. And I'll pray to mine.”
Ioan Gruffudd - Solomon Levinsky

“I have prayed every day for forgiveness. But now I realize that forgiveness must come from you before it can come from God.”
Jeremy Irons - Aramis

“God of Rock, thank you for this chance to kick ass. We are your humble servants. Please give us the power to blow people's minds with our high voltagerock. In your name we pray, Amen.”
Jack Black - Dewey Finn

“God bless us, everyone.”
Anthony Walters - Tiny Tim