- Todd: I love this song.
[Nicky plays the album backwards,"I command you, in the name of Lucifer, to spill the blood of the innocent..."]
- Peter: Oh my God, Chicago kicks ass!
Allen Covert - Todd
Peter Dante - Peter

Demonic beasts. Whatever happened to the good old simple love song? "I love you". That's what good words use. Nowadays they have to write some sickness. It's just absoultely sick and bizarre, and I'm going to do my upmost best to try and stop it now.
Ozzy Osbourne - Rev. Aaron Gilstrom

“- Mr. Sparks, the Tennis Pro: Do you feel that grip?
- Voltri, First Mate: I do sir. I do.
- Mr. Sparks, the Tennis Pro: Powerful enough to snap the neck of a small beast, and yet sensitive enough to caress the tender throat of a young castrato. Coax a song out of him.”

Billy Connolly - Mr. Sparks, the Tennis Pro
Tony Shalhoub - Voltri, First Mate

“Over yonder, they do not love your flesh. Oh, my people... they do not love your hands. Those, they only use, tie, bind, chop off and leave empty! Love your hands! Raise them up, and kiss them.”
Beah Richards - Baby Suggs

“- Inigo Montoya: I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?
- Westley: Do you always begin conversations this way?”
Mandy Patinkin - Inigo Montoya
Cary Elwes - Westley