“Evelyn Harper-Charlie was a planned baby.
Alan Harper-What was I?
Evelyn Harper-Well, dear, you were a pitcher of margaritas and a gas station condom.
”
Holland Taylor - Evelyn Harper
Jon Cryer - Alan Harper

“- Paulie: Who was it got you your first woman, huh? Me! Paulie! I was responsible!
- Rocky Balboa: She was pregnant.
- Paulie: So what, you wasn't no prize either.”
Burt Young - Paulie
Sylvester Stallone - Rocky Balboa

“You think you'r the only person with reproductive organs. I'm gonna have this fucking baby. I'm gonna have this baby and my baby is gonna sell drugs to your baby on the playground. Do you know that. You fucking bitch.”
Jennifer Tilly - Jo

“- GH-7 Medical Droid: Medically, she is completely healthy. For reasons we can't explain, we are losing her.
- Obi-Wan Kenobi: She's dying?
- GH-7 Medical Droid: We don't know why. She has lost the will to live. We need to operate quickly if we are to save the babies.”

David Acord - GH-7 Medical Droid
Ewan Gordon McGregor - Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi

“Nothing comes between a pregnant lady and a meal.”
Rene Russo - Lorna Cole