“There's only one world, the real world, and in that world if a man takes a woman out on a friday night in her hooker heels and she can't bring her homegirl, he tryin' to get some booty.”
Joy Bryant - Gina

“He left like a man on a mission, a man on a mission with hot wet balls.”

Luke Wilson - Alex Sheldon

“I've dated enough narcissistically neurotic men to know that you are all just a pack of roving babies in search of a giant teat from which to suck the lifeblood out of me until I am a hollow shell.”
Janeane Garofalo - Ellie

“Get yourself some flowers, good clothes, good food, a car, and learn how to use words like 'non-committal', and you are a date and a half, man.”
Rick Ducommun - Henry

“- Paula Mann: Sharon, baby, do you think you should go out with a man? I mean... so soon after your ordeal and all?
- Sharon Winters: So, I was raped. It happended six week ago. What do you expect me to do? Observe a year of mouring?
- Paula Mann: Baby, please I didn't mean to bug you or make you mad.”
Sharon Carr - Paula Mann
Stacey Walker - Sharon Winters