“- Amanda: Am I late?
- Jerry Falk: Not if we go by Rocky Mountain time.”
Christina Ricci - Amanda
Jason Biggs - Jerry Falk

“- Jan Curtis: Mom said she'd only be a minute.
- Paul Curtis: Yeah, well that means ten.”
Lynn-Holly Johnson - Jan Curtis
David McCallum - Paul Curtis

“- David Breckinridge: You're late.
- Jill Marin: It's a minute past.
- David Breckinridge: Yeah. And that makes you late.”
Kiefer Sutherland - David Breckinridge
Eva Longoria - Jill Marin

“- Working on Same Painting: Sorry, I'm late.
- Having a Breakthrough Day: That's okay, time doesn't exist.”
Susannah Simone - Working on Same Painting
D. Montgomery - Having a Breakthrough Day

“No wonder you're late. Why, this watch is exactly two days slow.”
Ed Wynn - The Mad Hatter