“If I don't see White and then the exterminators in the span of a half an hour you will have no job by midnight tonight. Do you understand me? Then next year you can take the wife and kids to Disney World on your fucking welfare check. Have you got that? Are we together on this?”

E.G. Marshall - Upson Pratt

“- Ben Jahveri: Oh, now, now we are un-employers.
- Fred: Oh, look, we still got all of the robot parts in the van; I can get a new staff together...
- Ben Jahveri: But we are having no more money and now we are having no equipment. To assemble the robots with our nakedhands, it would be slower than - than moles' asses in January.”
Fisher Stevens - Ben Jahveri
Michael McKean - Fred Ritter

“- Annie Banks: He's an independentcommunications consultant.
- George Banks: Independent?
- Annie Banks: Yes.
- George Banks: That's code for unemployed!”
Kimberly Williams-Paisley - Annie Banks
Steve Martin - George Banks

“- Francis: What? Are you gonna fire me?
- Steve Jobs: No! I already fired you!... Why are you still here?”
Evan Helmuth - Francis
Ashton Kutcher - Steve Jobs

“- Natalie: Is this how you normally get to work?
- Donny: Um, if I had a job, yeah.
- Natalie: ...Are you gonna get a job?”
Rebel Wilson - Natalie
Brandon Scott Jones - Donny