“- Quentin Cooke: I thought the house of God was open to all people at all times.
- Padre Pablo: It is. But God is not at home right now.”
Steve Zahn - Quentin
José María Negri - Padre Pablo

“If God's made the church bake sale a priority, we're in a lot of trouble.”
Ian Michael Smith - Simon Birch

You asked me if I believe in God. I said "yes". You didn't ask me if I believe in the church. Now sometimes I don't like God much, or what they call God once they get him under their roof.
Skeet Ulrich - Juvenal

“Jane Hawking-So, I take it you've never been to church?
Stephen Hawking-Once upon a time.
Jane Hawking-Tempted to convert?
Stephen Hawking-I have a slight problem with the celestial dictatorship premise.”
Eddie Redmayne - Stephen Hawking
Felicity Jones - Jane Hawking

“Wars of religion always make me laugh because basically you're fighting over who has the best imaginary friend.”
Keanu Reeves - Johnny Utah