“- James Humphrey: I never thought I'd be sleeping next to a naked man on this trip.
- George Noon: Just do what I'm doing. Just pretend like you're laying next to a nice soft woman.”
Matt Stone - James Humphrey
Dian Bachar - George Noon

“- Professor Lillian Sloane: Good night, Gates.
- Tracker Lewis Gates: Good night, Doc. You're not gonna walk around naked in the morning, are you?
- Professor Lillian Sloane: I'll try to restrain myself.”

Barbara Hershey - Prof. Lillian Diane Sloan
Tom Berenger - Lewis Gates

“There are gonna be some hotties, some slammin' bods with pants so tight it looks like they're painted on.”
David Denman - Lance

“- Paddy Button: Come back here and put your clothes on!
- Young Richard: I don't wanna wear my old britches!
- Paddy Button: It isn't proper to be running around naked all the time!”

Leo McKern - Paddy Button
Glenn Kohan - Young Richard

“- Vanessa: Hey, know what I got on under here?
- Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr.: Paper towels?
- Vanessa: Nothing. My streaker suit.”
Annie Potts - Vanessa
Mark Hamill - Kenneth W. Dantley Jr.