“- Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: I thought you were dead.
- Billy Sparrow: That was the general idea.”
Steve Martin - Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli
William Hickey - Billy Sparrow

“Having established the root cause of unemployment, we now need to come up with a job creation program. I have devised an idea that will create millions of new jobs within the first year of operation. Every week, five hundred working people jump off a cliff, thus creating five hundred new jobs.”
Peter Cook - Sir Mortimer Chris

“If a man can bridge the gap between life and death, if he can live on after he's dead, then maybe he was a great man.”
James Dean

“You keep those ideas inside that mushy little head of yours, or you'll find yourself in our next nosebleed?”
William Shatner - Mayor Phlegmming

“- Bethany: Having beliefs isn't good?
- Rufus: I think it's better to have ideas. You can change an idea. Changing a belief is trickier...”
Linda Fiorentino - Bethany
Chris Rock - Rufus