“I have to wear a fake fuckin' ass over my ass!”
Sam Rockwell - Sam

“This may come as a shock to you, but I think your padded ass is silly.”
Christina Kirk - Hannah

“- Wayne: She didn't like the way his ass looked, so she made him get butt cheek implants.
- J.D.: I thought his ass looked tighter!”

Steve Zahn - Wayne
Jack Black - J.D.

“- Jim: Have you seen my girlfriend? Tall, thin, legs for days?
- Eva: Yeah I pitched her overboard.”
Eion Bailey - Jim
Zoe Saldana - Eva

“- Anna Coleman: I'm old!
- Tess Coleman: I beg your pardon!
- Anna Coleman: I'm like the Cryptkeeper!”

Lindsay Lohan - Anna Coleman
Jamie Lee Curtis - Tess Coleman