“- Sergeant Vincente: You're not out of here in 30 seconds, you got a night in jail!
- Billy Caufield: What kind of bonehead cop would send four confessed mental patients back out in the streets?”
Brad Sullivan - Sergeant Vincente
Michael Keaton - Billy Caufield

“Three years ago... a high school teacher got obsessed with a female student... he went psycho! He's been in a maximumsecurity prision until three days ago.”
Shawn Driscoll - Officer Will

“- Carla: Are you crazy?
- Maddy Whittier: Wouldn't you be if you'd been inside for 18 years?”
Ana de la Reguera - Carla
Amandla Stenberg - Maddy

“It's so crazy, it just might work.”
Dana Carvey - Pistachio Disguisey

“What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years... at the end of which they tell you to piss off? Ending up in some retirement village... hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time. Wouldn't you consider that to be insane?”
Steve Buscemi - Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene