“- Dexter Reed: Man, I can't believe Kurt fired me from Mondo Burger. I mean, he yelled at me, then he insulted me. He made fun of me.
- Ed: Boy, you must really suck.”
Kenan Thompson - Dexter Reed
Kel Mitchell - Ed

“- Claire Keesey: So what do you do for work?
- Doug MacRay: Boston Sanding Gravel, I break rocks. Punch the ticket at the end of the day, slide down the back of a Brontosaurus like Fred Flintstone, call it a night.”
Rebecca Hall - Claire Keesey
Ben Affleck - Doug MacRay

“- Dave: Hell, I don't want to go to collegeDad. To hell with them. I'm proud of being a cutter.
- Dad: You're not a cutter. I'm a cutter.”
Dennis Christopher - Dave
Paul Dooley - Dad

“My life is over, that's it. But while all ya'll are out here livin' yours, sitting around talking about the nigger who lost it back in high school, you make sure you tell them the truth. You tell them I loved that girl! I did! But I got played!”
Mekhi Phifer - Odin James

“They're making a mockery of my words, man. This whole thing is turning out to be a theatrical mockery.”
Mark Borchardt - Filmmaker