“Satan wears many guises. At times, he is the singer of a lurid song you hear on the radio. At times, the author of a salacious novel. The quiet man in the schoolyard, asking your children if he might join their game...and at times, the maker of sweet things, mere trifles, for what could seem more harmless, more innocent, than chocolate?”

Hugh O'Conor - Father Henri

“- Everett: Well, there are all manner of lesser imps and demons, Pete, but the great Satan himself is red and scaly with a bifurcated tail, and he carries a hay fork.
- Tommy Johnson: Oh, no. No, sir. He's white, as white as you folks, with empty eyes and a big hollow voice. He likes to travel around with a mean old hound. That's right.”

George Clooney - Everett
Chris Thomas King - Tommy Johnson

“- Terrence 'Terry' Chandler: We accidently summoned demons who used to rule the universe to come and take over the world.
- Glen: Yeah, we found out about it from one of Terry's albums.”
Louis Tripp - Terrence 'Terry' Chandler
Stephen Dorff - Glen

“- Robert 'Bobby' Boucher Jr.: Mama, Vicky is an astrologist.
- Helen 'Mama' Boucher: I don't believe in that sort of thing personally. Astrology is one of the many tools of the devil.”
Adam Sandler - Robert 'Bobby' Boucher Jr.
Kathy Bates - Helen 'Mama' Boucher

“- Hannah Wald: I'm sorry, can someone else please run the board? It's creepy, it's wrong, and it goes against the teachings of my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.
- Kansas Hill: Hannah, in order to get real answers from the Netherworld, you've gotta have a Christian virgin run the board. Your kind is pure of heart, the devil won't dick with you.”
Rachel Blanchard - Hannah Wald
Mena Suvari - Kansas Hill