“All my life, I look for a woman I once loved. Almond eyes, and the mouth of a cherub.”
Allan Corduner - Captain

“- Bikini Girl: Hi, guys. We're going on a national bikini tour, and we're looking for two oil boys who can grease us off before each competition.
- Harry Dunne: You are in luck! There's a town about three miles that way. I'm sure you'll find a couple guys there.”

Samantha Carpel - Bikini Girl
Jeff Daniels - Harry Dunne

“Year after year, twenty-something women come to New York City in search of the two L's: labels and love.”
Sarah Jessica Parker - Carrie Bradshaw

Every woman on the planet's a spy! Man, you guys can't even find Saddam Hussein! You know, if you told a woman, right now at 8:00 in the morning, that her husband was sleeping with Saddam Hussein, she'd be able to find Saddam by 8:00 that night, and say "Saddam, don't you ever come around my house no more!".
Chris Rock - Jake Hayes

“You know, women got the greatest gift in the world. All they got to do is fall in love, and some guy just takes care of them.”
Sharon Stone - Gloria