“Nice state of affairs when a man has to indulge his vices by proxy.”
Charles Waldron - General Sternwood

“Men see things in a box and women see them in a round room.”
Kirsten Dunst - Claire Colburn

“You know something? You ain't nothing special. You got no manners, you treat women like whores and, if you ask me, you got no chance of being no officer!”
Debra Winger - Paula Pokrifki

“- Margaret Wade: If you didn't have women, you wouldn't have babies, which means you wouldn't have people.
- Joey: And if you didn't have men, who'd drive the ladies to the hospital?”
Amy Sakasitz - Margaret Wade
Kellen Hathaway - Joey

“- Charles: What about that girl who sings?
- Mrs. Alexis Richardson: Every man has a girl who sings someplace in his life.”
Bruce Lester - Charles
Kristine Miller - Mrs. Alexis Richardson