“You're not the boss of me, Jack. You're not the king of Dirk. I'm the boss of me. I'm the king of me. I'm Dirk Diggler. I'm the star. It's my big dick and I say when we roll.”
Mark Wahlberg - Dirk Diggler

“We're vampires, we don't put down towels.”
Jemaine Clement - Vladislav

“- Walter Burns: Sorta wish you hadn't done that, Hildy.
- Hildy Johnson: Done what?
- Walter Burns: Divorced me. Makes a fella lose all faith in himself. Gives him a... almost gives him a feeling he wasn't wanted.
- Hildy Johnson: That's what divorces are for!”
Cary Grant - Walter Burns
Rosalind Russell - Hildy Johnson

“It's just unpleasant to be reminded what a failure I am.”
Jean Renoir - Octave

“You're the greatest actor in the world. Everybody knows that, including you.”

Carole Lombard - Maria Tura