“Our country's not an island any more. This is the decade in which London will become Europe's capital, having cleared away the out-dated. We've got mile after mile or acre after acre of land for our future prosperity. No other city in the world has got, right at its centre, such an opportunity for profitable progress.”

Bob Hoskins - Harold

“- Larry Wilson: God, that guy; beautiful apartment, house at the beach, babes, boat, car. Do you know how much it costs to park a car in Manhattan every month? More than my rent.
- Richard Parker: Well, I mean it's only fair. His car is a bit bigger than your apartment.”
Andrew McCarthy - Larry Wilson
Jonathan Silverman - Richard Parker

“- Godfrey: Prosperity is just around the corner.
- Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.”
William Powell - Godfrey
Pat Flaherty - Mike Flaherty

“- Bob Prescott: You stay here and I'm gonna see what's around the corner.
- Jerry Miles: I hope it's prosperity.”
Richard Martin - Bob Prescott
Wally Brown - Jerry Miles

You see this foot? It's from a little town called "Rich Man's Ass" and it's getting' homesick!
Chris Rock - Lance Barton