“- Dr. Michael Reynolds: Why don't you grow some pubic hair, junior?
- Brandon 'Blue' Monroe: I got pubic hair, asshole. It's the one place I got hair left.”
Woody Harrelson - Dr. Michael Reynolds
Jon Seda - Brandon 'Blue' Monroe

“You'll never find a hairline like mine.”

Mike Epps - Reggie

“- DC Cop: The Feds are looking for him, too. Real nice business he's got?
- Agent Fox Mulder: What's that?
- DC Cop: Sellingnakedpictures of little kids on his computer. You looking for him for some other reason?
- Agent Fox Mulder: Yeah. I had an appointment for a pelvic examination.”

Larry Joshua - DC Cop
David Duchovny - Agent Fox Mulder

“- Helen Jordan: Anyway, so the police came and looked in her freezer and found baggies filled with the doorman's genitals.
- Mona Jordan: I use baggies.
- Joy Jordan: Me too.
- Helen Jordan: Everyone uses baggies, that's why we can all relate to this crime. Don't you see?”
Lara Flynn Boyle - Helen Jordan
Louise Lasser - Mona Jordan
Jane Adams - Joy Jordan

“The guy had a rap sheet as long as my dick.”
Peter Coyote - Thomas Krasny