“- Charles: Why am I always at, uh, weddings, and never actually getting married, Matt?
- Matthew: It's probably 'cause you're a bit scruffy. Or it could also be 'cause you haven't met the right girl.
- Charles: Ah, but you see, is that it? Maybe I have met the right girls. Maybe I meet the right girls all the time. Maybe it's me.”
Hugh Grant - Charles - Wedding One
John Hannah - Matthew - Wedding One

“If I had known I was gonna meet the president, I would've worn a tie. I mean, look at me. I look like a schlemiel.”
Judd Hirsch - Julius Levinson

“- David Halloran: What about you?
- Margaret Sellinger: What about, what about me?
- David Halloran: Who are you? What are you?
- Margaret Sellinger: I'm a short man.”
Harrison Ford - David Halloran
Lesley-Anne Down - Margaret Sellinger

“The best first impressions are the ones that are misleading. I mean, you can be whoever you want and whoever they want you to be.”
Dexter Fletcher - Charles Highway

“There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.”
Christian Bale - Patrick Bateman