“Remember, guys, you're using real live ammunition! A bullet hasn't got any brains! It'll hit whatever you're aiming at, so don't start murdering each other!”

Joe Sawyer - Sergeant Early

“Just remember, when you pull the trigger, the bullets come out going very, very fast. So make sure to keep the weapon pointing away from you. Now that's about it. You are now armed... guards. God help us all.”
Meg Ryan - Maggie Cavanaugh

“- Cole Younger: Ma'am, do me a favor, turn around and cover your eyes.
- Woman: Why?
- Cole Younger: Cuz I'm gonna shoot this man and I don't think you wanna see it.”
Scott Caan - Cole Younger
Robin Christian-McNair - Woman

“- Gloria Swenson: In exactly twenty seconds I'm going to start shooting through that door, so get down on your stomachs!
- Phil Dawn: Gloria, what are you doing?
- Gloria Swenson: I'm saving your life, stupid.”
Gena Rowlands - Gloria Swenson
John Adames - Phil Dawn

“- Mrs. Stephen Haines - Mary: May I suggest, if you're dressing to please Stephen, not that one. He doesn't like such obvious effects.
- Crystal Allen: Thanks for the tip. But when anything I wear doesn't please Stephen, I take it off.”
Norma Shearer - Mrs. Stephen Haines - Mary
Joan Crawford - Crystal Allen