“You forget, Clint - I know that your father died because he wouldn't wear a gun. You'll die because you do.”
Jan Sterling - Nelly Bain

“- Bob Wiley: What are we doing?
- Dr. Leo Marvin: Death therapy, Bob. It's a guaranteed cure.”

Richard Stephen Dreyfuss - Dr. Leo Marvin
Bill Murray - Bob Wiley

“Turtle. He was my best buddy. Then his rifle backfired and blew his face off. We all learned a valuable lesson about weapon maintenance that day.”

Kieran Culkin - Igby

“- General Timms: What do you see?
- Hoover: People dead before their time.”

John Malkovich - General Timms
Nick Nolte - Hoover

“Perhaps their brave young spirits hear the bugle sing, go to sleep, go to sleep. Slumber well where the shell screamed and fell. Let your rifles rest on the muddy floor; you will not need them any more.”

Jeffrey Lynn - Joyce Kilmer