“- Donnie Darko: How's it feel to have a wacko for a son?
- Rose Darko: It feels wonderful.”
Jake Gyllenhaal - Donnie Darko
Mary McDonnell - Rose Darko

“- Max Conners: I'm sorry, Page. I'm a terrible mother. I'm a terrible everything.
- Page Conners: You're finally seeing things clearly.”

Sigourney Weaver - Max Conners
Jennifer Love Hewitt - Page Conners

“If your mother was alive... she would turn over in her grave!”

Anthony Quinn - Lou Carbone

“She was only technically a girl, she acted like a woman. It's just so easy to blame a kid. Just because a girl knows how to imitate a woman does not mean she's ready to do what a woman does.”
Ellen Page - Hayley Stark

“- Abby: It's... Charlie.
- Santa Claus: Sheen? I thought he straightened out?
- Abby: Not that Charlie.
- Santa Claus: My Charlie. My son Charlie? He's on the naughty list? There's gotta be a mistake.”

Danielle Woodman - Abby
Tim Allen - Santa Claus