“You appear intelligent, but when you open your mouth the effect is spoiled.”
Ben Kingsley - Graydon

“- Shannon: You wanna say something?
- Brodie: Yeah. About a million things, but I can't express myself monosyllabically enough for you to understand 'em all.”
Ben Affleck - Shannon
Jason Lee - Brodie

“Just cuz I talk slow doesn't mean I'm stupid.”
Josh Lucas - Jake Perry

“- Tweeter: Say I'm stupid and I'm about to get hit in the nuts.
- Billy Bob: That's funny.
- Tweeter: Ain't it funny? That's what I mean. See they need to change the name of the show to America's funniest shots in the nuts.”
Scott Caan - Tweeter
Ron Lester - Billy Bob

“Sorry, I couldn't hear you. Maybe it was the music, or I dunno, maybe it was the bullshit.”
Ellen Page - Hayley Stark