“She wants a sensitive guy... more like the old me. Well, if she wants Mr. Rogers, then I'm going to show her the biggest pussy she's ever seen.”
Ryan Reynolds - Chris Brander

“Some feel that to court a woman in one's employ is nothing more than a serpentine effort to transform a lady into a whore.”
Hugh Jackman - Leopold

“- Carter: All I did was invite them to have a drink.
- Lee: You invited them to get naked and sacrifice a small goat.
- Carter: Which word was 'goat'?”

Chris Tucker - Carter
Jackie Chan - Lee

“- Carter: Did you see that?
- Lee: He likes you.
- Carter: I ain't shopping with you no more.”

Chris Tucker - Carter
Jackie Chan - Lee

“If you are a rich lady, and I have boned you...Please meet me at the Nacho Cart. If you are a rich lady, and would like to be boned...Please meet me at the Nacho Cart.”
Tim Meadows - Leon Phelps