“All I want is peace. Peace! Peace! A little piece of Poland, a little piece of France.”

Mel Brooks - Dr. Frederick Bronski

“- Jason Pear: I can't believe it, Dad. You stole Adolf Hitler's Mercedes-Benz.
- Randy Pear: Well, Hitler had it comin'. What goes around comes around.
- Kimberly Pear: Dad, they're gonna be pissed.
- Randy Pear: Eh, they're always pissed, Honey. They're Nazis. It's like it's their job.”
Brody Smith - Jason Pear
Jon Lovitz - Randy Pear
Jillian Marie - Kimberly Pear

And now, the gates of a dungeon part, and our prince is free to go his way. Off he rides, on his noble steed, a valiant figure, straight and tall! To wake his love, with love's first kiss. And prove that "true love" conquers all!
Eleanor Audley - Maleficent

“We stole countries! That's how you build an empire. We stole countries with the cunning use of flags!”
Eddie Izzard - Himself

“You wanna conquer the world, you're going to need lawyers, right?”

Danny DeVito - Rude Gambler