“- Agnes: Will you read us a bedtime story?
- Gru: No.
- Agnes: Pretty please?
- Gru: The physical appearance of the please makes no difference. It is still no, so go to sleep.”
Elsie Fisher - Agnes
Steve Carrell - Gru

“- The Terminator: I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.
- Cigar Biker: You forgot to say please...”
Arnold Schwarzenegger - The Terminator
Robert Winley - Cigar Biker

“- Rick O'Connell: That's called stealing, you know.
- Evelyn Carnahan: According to you and my brother it's called borrowing.”
Brendan Fraser - Rick O'Connell
Rachel Weisz - Evelyn Carnahan

“You family, I love you, you welcome to anything in my house. But don't let me catch you in my refrigerator, don't let me catch you with yo finger in my Suga Bowl, You feel me knockin.”
Don 'D.C.' Curry - Uncle Elroy

“- Julie James: What the hell are you doing in my closet?
- Karla Wilson: Dude, I thought you were outta town. I just wanted to borrow your black skirt, but I'm not ready to die for it.”

Jennifer Love Hewitt - Julie James
Brandy Norwood - Karla Wilson