“I do not have the talent of conversing easily with people I have never met before.”
Matthew Macfadyen - Mr. Darcy

“There is nothing in the world to get uptight about. We are two summa cum laudes. We can handle one little baby for eight hours.”
Diane Keaton - J.C. Wiatt

“This isn't going to work. I haven't had a conversation with a child since I was a child.”

Whoopi Goldberg - Harriet Franklin

“You ever talk that way to my kid again... I'm knockin' you out!”

Michael Keaton - Jack

- Lt. Sam Weinberg: You've heard her. The girl sat here, pointed and said, "Pa". She did. She said, "Pa".
- Lt. Daniel Kaffee: She was pointing at a mailbox, Sam.
- Lt. Sam Weinberg: That's right. She was pointing as if to say, "Pa, look, a mailbox".

Kevin Pollak - Lt. Sam Weinberg
Tom Cruise - Lt. Daniel Kaffee