“- Chet: And by the way, don't try to steal any of our stuff on your way out!
- Kate: Stuff? What stuff is there to steal?
- Connie: Oh, we got stuff!
- Kate: You're a louse!
- Connie: Well, why don't you go find yourself a spin cycle!
- Chet: Yeah, go find yourself a spin cycle! [turning to Connie] What the hell does that mean?”

John Candy - Chet Ripley
Annette Bening - Kate Craig
Stephanie Faracy - Connie Ripley

“- Sol: Are you all right there, Vincent?
- Vinny: I would be if you stopped using my name.”

Lennie James - Sol
Robbie Gee - Vinny

“- Jane Wine: What did you say your name was?
- Olaf: Olaf. I'm Swedish.
- Jane Wine: Oh, come on. Are you really Swedish?
- Olaf: No, not quite. My father's Finnish, and my mother's Russian.
- Jane Wine: I could tell...”

Charlene Tilton - Jane Wine
Bubba Smith - Olaf

“I have a nephew named Anfernee, and I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony. Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact that my sister named him Anfernee.”
Tim Meadows - Mr. Duvall

“- Dr. Emma Russell: What is your name?
- Simon Templar: I don't have a name.
- Dr. Emma Russell: Sad. Will you have a name when we get home?
- Simon Templar: I don't have a home.”
Elisabeth Shue - Dr. Emma Russell
Val Kilmer - Simon Templar