“- Oliver Wood: Scared, Harry? That's all right. I felt the same way before my first game.
- Harry Potter: What happened?
- Oliver Wood: I don't really remember. I took a bludger to the head two minutes in. Woke up in hospital a week later.”
Sean Biggerstaff - Oliver Wood
Daniel Radcliffe - Harry Potter

“- Diana Guzman: You still like me with my black eye?
- Adrian: I think I like you more.”
Michelle Rodriguez - Diana Guzman
Santiago Douglas - Adrian

“My eyes are ceramic. Caught a bazooka round at Little Big Horn. Or was it Okinawa? The one without the Indians.”
Lloyd Bridges - Adm. Thomas 'Tug' Benson

“- Texas Man: Am I going too fast for ya?
- Pistachio Disguisey: Am I going to fast for ya?
- Texas Wife: Are you mocking my husband?
- Pistachio Disguisey: Are you mocking my husband?
- Texas Wife: ‘Cuz you better not be.
- Pistachio Disguisey: ‘Cuz you better not be.”
Robert Machray - Texas Man
Dana Carvey - Pistachio Disguisey
Rachel Lederman - Texas Wife

“Pass, shoot, score!”
Chris Koch - Mark Pavelich