“- Elliott James: You know what my problem is? The way they smell. The perfume of their skin. It's, it's so intoxicating. I told my wife I'd never even look at other women if only I could cut off my nose.
- Michael Burgess: What'd she say?
- Elliott James: She said I was aiming too high.”

Sir Michael Caine - Elliott James
Alan Alda - Michael Burgess

“Cade Yeager-What'd you buy deodorant for?
Shane Dyson-I like to smell fresh when I'm making out with your daughter.”
Mark Wahlberg - Cade Yeager
Jack Reynor - Shane Dyson

“- Aurora Greenway: I'm inviting you to come over and look at my Renoir.
- Garrett Breedlove: You're inviting me to bed.
- Aurora Greenway: It happens to be in my bedroom.
- Garrett Breedlove: Is the Renoir under the covers?
- Aurora Greenway: Don't cackle, Garrett. Do you want to see it?”
Shirley MacLaine - Aurora Greenway
Jack Nicholson - Garrett Breedlove

“- Maxwell Smart: What happened here and what is that ungodly smell?
- Lloyd: Fear.”
Steve Carrell - Maxwell Smart
Nate Torrence - Lloyd

“- Julian Mercer: I knew you'd smell good.
- Erica Barry: It's just... soap.”
Keanu Reeves - Julian Mercer
Diane Keaton - Erica Barry