“I swear to God, I can't stand them when they get drunk, and belive me I have learned that you do not want to mess with them when they get that way. You just gotta ride it out until it passes.”

Kristy McNichol - Patti Jean

“- Charlie Allnut: What are you being so mean for, Miss? A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature.
- Rose Sayer: Nature, Mr. Allnut, is what we are put in this world to rise above.”
Humphrey Bogart - Charlie Allnutt
Katharine Hepburn - Rose Sayer

“Now why don't you just take it easy, Group Captain, and please make me a drink of grain alcohol and rainwater, and help yourself to whatever you'd like.”
Sterling Hayden - Brig. Gen. Jack D. Ripper

“A wedding is a sacrament... a joyous celebration of love and commitment. In utopia. In the real world... it's an excuse to drink excessively and say things you shouldn't say.”
Dermot Mulroney - Nick Mercer

“- Bartender: You've had enough for one afternoon, buddy.
- Bob Morales: Put it back on! That dude's my brother!
- Bartender: Yeah and I'm your Irish uncle, leave it off!”

John Quade - Bartender
Esai Morales - Bob Morales