“- Courtney Blumenthal: Hey Everett, can I borrow a condom?
- Everett Calloway: No, but you can have one.”
Moira Kelly - Courtney Blumenthal
Patrick Dempsey - Everett Calloway

“- Rick O'Connell: That's called stealing, you know.
- Evelyn Carnahan: According to you and my brother it's called borrowing.”
Brendan Fraser - Rick O'Connell
Rachel Weisz - Evelyn Carnahan

“You family, I love you, you welcome to anything in my house. But don't let me catch you in my refrigerator, don't let me catch you with yo finger in my Suga Bowl, You feel me knockin.”
Don 'D.C.' Curry - Uncle Elroy

“- Julie James: What the hell are you doing in my closet?
- Karla Wilson: Dude, I thought you were outta town. I just wanted to borrow your black skirt, but I'm not ready to die for it.”

Jennifer Love Hewitt - Julie James
Brandy Norwood - Karla Wilson

“- Rub Squeers: Can I borrow a dollar?
- Sully: Nope. You can borrow a jelly doughnut, though.
- Rub Squeers: You can't borrow a jelly doughnut. Once you eat it, it's gone.
- Sully: Once you borrow a dollar, it's gone. I'd rather buy you a jelly doughnut.”
Pruitt Taylor Vince - Rub Squeers
Paul Newman - Sully