“Rejection. That's what makes a college great. The exclusivity of any university is judged primarily by the amount of students it rejects.”
Anthony Heald - Dean Richard Van Horne

“- Jane's Father: So where are you thinking of going to school next year?
- Tim Dunphy: Um, I'm thinkin' college.
- Jane's Father: Any school in particular?
- Tim Dunphy: Yeah, probably.”
Shawn Hatosy - Tim Dunphy

“Let me get this straight. You both went to the same school. Yet someone came back with a degree that's useful, and the other one came back as Asian Ellen.”
Ken Jeong - Wye Mun Goh

“- Lelaina Pierce: Quick, Vicky, whats your social security?
- Vickie Miner: Uhm... 851-25-9357.
- Troy Dyer: Very impressive.
- Vickie Miner: Thats the only thing I really learned in college.”
Winona Ryder - Lelaina Pierce
Janeane Garofalo - Vickie Miner
Ethan Hawke - Troy Dyer

“- Chris: I volunteered. I dropped out of college, and told them I wanted the infantry, combat, and Vietnam.
- Crawford: You volunteered for this shit, man?
- Chris: You believe that?
- King: You's a crazy fucker, giving up college.
- Chris: It didn't make much sense. I wasn't learning anything.”
Charlie Sheen - Chris
Chris Pedersen - Crawford
Keith David - King