“No, please don't kill me, Mr. Ghostface, I wanna be in the sequel!”
Rose McGowan - Tatum Riley

“- Walt Price: How are we coming with the dead horse scene?
- Marty Rossen: You can't actually kill the horse.
- Walt Price: Aw, fuck me!”
William H. Macy - Walt Price
David Paymer - Marty Rossen

“- Dewey Riley: Typically, serial killers are white male.
- Randy Meeks: That's why it's perfect! It's sort of against the rules but not really. Mrs. Voorhees was a terrific serial killer, and there's always room for Candyman's daughter. She's sweet, she's deadly, she's bad for your teeth.”

David Arquette - Dewey Riley
Jamie Kennedy - Randy Meeks

I was driving to work today. Some bozo in a Cadillac cuts me off. So I followed him. When he got out of his car, I run up behind this guy and I start bashing his brains in with this bat. Did you ever see "The Untouchables"? I was De Niro!
Regis Philbin - Regis Philbin

“Don't worry, I saw Lord of the Rings. I'm not going to end this 17 times.”

Robert Downey Jr. - Harry Lockhart